Ref, NSO, & Coach bios

Pair O Dice Refs and NSOs

Your 2014 Ref & NSO team

Non-Skating Officials (NSOs):

Name: Dunk N Shover
Position: Head NSO

Name: Bionica Steelplate
Story behind the name: I have multiple medical implants and steel plates that my me "bionic."
Favorite position: Penalty Tracker
Skating Experience: Very little skating experience. I like to do everything that makes derby happy without being on skates.
Hometown: Weymouth, MA
Likes: Crocheting, cooking/baking
Dislikes: The sound of one hand clapping.
Why I love derby: There is room for everyone.

Name: Kali Skirata
Number: 66
Story behind the name: I'm a Star Wars fan and Kal Skirata is one of my favorite characters. This fits well with Kali, a Hindu goddess associated with empowerment.
In real life: Librarian
Favorite position: Webmaster off the track, inside white board on the track, but I want to be a blocker.
Skating experience: Put on skates June 2013 and still feel like a toddler.
Why I love derby: Derby is accepting of all skill levels & body types as long as you put in the time.

Name: I am the Prophet Loki (I have no need of "derby names" as you call it)
Number: SE7EN (the same as the # of penalties that will get ya booted from a Bout)
Story behind the name: Did you not hear me? I AM the Prophet Loki! 
In real life:  Director of Operations for the downfall of western civilization!
Favorite position: The command post onboard the Helicarrier
Likes: Long walks on the beach while driving your enemies before you.
Dislikes:  I don't like Dislikes, I prefer Like-likes!
Hometown: Boston, MA
Why I love derby: Bad-ass women skating fast and hitting each other... 

Referees:

Name: Brian
Story behind the name: "No name, no number, no story. Who I am isn't important."
Favorite position: Goalie
Skating experience: "First laced up skates in 2011."
Hometown: Holyoke, MA
Likes: Bundeslinga soccer
Dislikes: Margarine
Why I love derby: Because DERBY

Name: Jes Behave
Position: Jam Ref
Skating experience:
Hometown:
Likes:
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Why I love derby:

Our coach:

Name: Coach Mike, Head Coach for POD
In real life: Physical Therapist Assistant
Favorite position: Anywhere I can yell from!
Skating experience: 1 year
Hometown: Springfield, MA
Likes: Triple knee drops, lunges, & super low skate!
Dislikes: Laziness
Why I love derby: High energy, high effort athletic competition with a legal means to beat the crap out of each other. What's not to love?!